10 Things You Do As A Parent That Deserve A Fucking Medal
1. The Fucking Tooth Fairy, Santa Claus, and Easter Bunny.
The amount of time you spend writing in your non-dominant hand on behalf of these fictional slackers should alone earn you a prize. Not to mention the sneaking around at 3:35am to make sure the gifts, money and chocolates are placed without detection. But don’t worry, all your efforts will be met with, “I don’t like this kind,” “Only $1!” or “I wanted it in blue, ” so it’s worth it. Fucking gold star.
